A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!". The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the *** ".
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(I think you know what S*x means) lol ~>
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine S*x.
Now S*x has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for S*x. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had S*x since I was nine years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for S*x. He said every room in the place was for s*x. I said, "You don't understand. S*x keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered S*x in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have S*x in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have S*x on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had S*x before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, S*x left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night S*x ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for s*x."
My case comes up Friday.
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