Does Your significant other know?

Question

why The keyboard gets so sticky?

Answer 1

You the one makin it sticky. Mines not sticky.

Answer 2

hot

Answer 3

I don't know, i'll have to ask her.

I've been wondering about that for a while now.  Do you think it's something SHE's doing?

hmmm...what would cause that?  maybe she spilled soda.

Answer 4

My wife makes my m********e into a cup we call it the lovin cup

Answer 5

Buy a spunk-guard keyboard condom...only $19.95. If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll double the offer and throw in a monitor-condom for the guys that achieve p**n star distances.

The creature is stirring...gotta go :)

Answer 6

Hmm.  Ew.  Remind me to never borrow your computer.

Answer 7

Does yours?

Answer 8

not sticky thanks for 2

Answer 9

With many fruits, apples can get rotten if left in the wrong place. In the heat it will mould and get soft. I would suggest a cold dry area and you'll have fresh cold fruit for anytime in the summer. Hope you can enjoy those apples and other fruits in future.

Answer 10

Almost certainly yes - where she not so physically exhausted from a serious bout of jungle fever and flesh wounds on her back.

Answer 11

LMAO!  Guess someone doesn't cleanup after themselves!! Ewwwwwwww...

Answer 12

umm sure i dont