Does the queen f**t?? ;-)?

Question

Does she wash herself or get someone else to do it for her? loool

Answer 1

I hope so ,if not she would  be the only human in the world who dosent ,What a Silly Question

Answer 2

Her Maj farts by proxy.

Answer 3

I have no clue, I'm an American and maybe it is our diet but we bust *** all the time.  Sorry if that bothers some but I am a Marine and the diet they feed us is ghastly....So much for my shot at Miss America, if that didn't do it the forearm tats would seal the deal:)  A better question is if the Queen ever Dutch Ovens her husband:)

I'm not offended but what does natter mean?  Sounds kinky if you ask me....

Answer 4

ROYAL FARTS

Answer 5

Yes - she is a human you know.

Answer 6

yep but the national anthem comes out

Answer 7

Now you be careful asking questions like this! I got a violation ages ago for asking if the Queen natters to her friends on the phone!!!

I can only imagine an American takes offence at natter because they don`t know what it means...

Answer 8

Not as much as my hubby...........  Of course she does and I bet she stinks.

Answer 9

yeah Phil the Greek does it

Answer 10

eh yeh she farts.

and maybe she has a carer that baths her.

Answer 11

yes, but she blames it on the corgis!

Answer 12

Yes.  But you know I don't think she would ever ask that question about you.  Queen Elizabeth II has a great sense of dignity and respect for other people.

best of luck to you!

Answer 13

Yes she does blames it on Charles though. If she doesn't wash them god save the queen

Answer 14

Everyone farts sometimes.

Of course she washes herself. She has a bath in the morning and another before changing for dinner.

Answer 15

She does bugger-all.  Her servants wipe her royal ar$e

Answer 16

Of course the queen farts, everyone does, only she has a special room for her to do it that contains a special vacume seal *** pump that collects the gasses emited. Then stores it for future use when England gets attacked by zombies..(The queens gas could kill death himself).

I swear.

Answer 17

The Queen hires a Royal farter.  If a f**t happens near the Queen, it is of course the f**t of the Royal Farter.  This is a long-term post, and has existed since William the Conqueror, who, due to his portly nature and love for bangers, had three Royal Farters, all imported from Normandy, of course.  Anglo-Saxons were only allowed to be Royal Farters during and after the reign of King Henry IV, who lost all of his Royal Farters fighting against Richard II, etc.  Anyway, the need was there and they were forced to pull an Anglo-Saxon from his plough.  They immediately tested him for the job, and having "madeth tracks on his clothe of loin" was immediately hired.