Essex girls strike again. Yes....No? ?

Question

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.

'How many children?' asks the council worker.

'10' replies the Essex girl.

'10?' says the council worker. 'What are their names?'

'Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.'

'Doesn't that get confusing?'

'Naah...' says the Essex girl 'its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY, or WAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it...'

'What if you want to speak to one individually?' says the perturbed council worker.

'That's easy,' says the Essex girl... 'I just use their surnames.'

Answer 1

O times, O mores.

Answer 2

You've done it again. =*}

Have a star.  

Answer 3

Who's been a naughty girl, then, ha ha, ten different surnames, what an absolute hoot, hilarious...!

Answer 4

OIC it took me a while but i get it.

thumbs up on this one

Answer 5

haha thats well funny, star 4 u

Answer 6

oh my god.....so unexpected and that is so brilliant and i love you. ur awesome.

Answer 7

lol

love it  

Answer 8

Haha omg that was well funny!

Answer 9

oh

Answer 10

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Answer 11

I wasn't expecting that.

Ha!Ha!Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Answer 12

saw it coming...

Answer 13

Coming from Essex, I find that really funny.

But that's such a stereotypical joke.

KEEP THEM COMING!

Answer 14

wow!!! so the essex girls are really fast!!! ten children from ten different men!!! she has surely beaten some of the women i know!!!

Answer 15

lol funny YES

Answer 16

Classic! love it!

Answer 17

yeah very good lol x