Fancier word for f**t? ?

Question

Yea, I know it's weird. I woke up this morning and started asking myself whether or whether not there was a "fancier" word for "f**t" & "p**p" ... Is there?

Answer 1

just " let one rip"

Answer 2

a f**t is flatulence.. we say "pass gas" in my family ha

p**p can be f***s or a bowel movement or excretory function

Answer 3

p**p is f***s.

Answer 4

Vapors(Gone with the wind) rent it watch it

Answer 5

Trump.

Answer 6

overblown, tumescent, tumid, turgid, windy, break wind, flatulent

Edit. For p**p you can use bowel movement which is what doctors say or BM for short which is why you should never name your child with those initials

Answer 7

The word you are seeking is flatulence.

Answer 8

Very interesting question. I hope these answers help you out:

pass gas/wind, break wind, cut the cheese, flatulate, and toot are a few I can think of for the word f**t.

If you mean the noun p**p then faeces, dump and waste are the only 'acceptable' words I can think of.

If you mean the verb 'to p**p' then you could just tell the company you're with you need to use the bathroom - you don't have to explain why, and if they do ask just say you need to "powder your nose"; it's an old classic women use, and everyone generally gets the hint.

However, if you want to know a nicer of saying "John went to p**p" if you happen to be reciting such an incident for God knows what reasons, you could always say "he had to visit the can", or even just "he went to the bathroom". I don't think you'd want to explain the details of what he did exactly, and even if you do explain the details of what this fictional character was doing in the bathroom, err, you might as well just say "he took a dump"/"he went to c**p" since you're not being meek either way.

I hope I helped :D

Answer 9

couper le fromage (French) - "cut the cheese"

qui coupe le fromage - "who cut the cheese?"

Answer 10

f**t:  malodorous gaseous emission

p**p:  deposit,  download, solid waste, #2,

puke:  upload, technicolor yawn.  

Answer 11

Elderly gentleman