Farnsworth Rules?

Question

i hate kyle farnsworth and he almost cost us the game yester day so we made the farnsworth rules

You have heard of the Joba rules... Now we unveil the Farnsworth Rules...

1. Must not pitch in high leverage, late inning situations

2. Must not pitch after the 7th inning

3. Must not pitch after the start of the 1st inning or before the end of the 9th

4. Must not pitch

5. Must not pitch in day games

6. Must not pitch in night games

7. Must not pitch at all

8. Must not pitch against American League East teams

9. Must not pitch against any other American League teams

10. Must not pitch against National League teams

11. Must not pitch period

12. Must not pitch

your ideas on the farnsworth rules

Answer 1

farnsworth isnt that bad

Answer 2

lol...great rules...thanks for the chuckle. Maybe add one more, though: Must be sold to red sox.

Answer 3

he's one of those guys that surprises me he still has a job.  He seems to be the Angels rally starter almost every time.

Answer 4

Well in that case  get off the team

simple is as you and me i don't like Farnsworth , but he will pitch Girardi will put in the game we like it ornot  so we can only pray he gets the guy out

Answer 5

I think rule #4, 7, 11, and 12 are the best.

Answer 6

He is a Narcissist! Can him!

Answer 7

You pretty much covered all the rules and a good job you did.

Answer 8

Rule # 13

13. Must never pitch on any day of the week ending in the word day

Answer 9

Being a Cubs fan I could have told you this a LONG LONG time ago.  All he cares about is when the games over so he can go out to the bar and get hammered.  In Chicago he'd go out after a game, get wasted, and without even going home come straight from a night of partying to the ballpark and pass out in the clubhouse.  He can't pitch because he's constantly hung over.