Two guys were about to get on an airplane for a business trip. As they approached they noticed the woman selling tickets was very well endowed. One guy said he would put the tickets on his expense list going there and the other guy could put the tickets on his list on the way back. So he walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like 2 pickets to Tittsburg, please." The other guy was laughing so hard he could hardly stand. The first guy was really embarrased, grabbed the tickets, and they got on board. The second guy says, "That's nothing - I had a Freudian Slip once during breakfast with my wife." The second guy asked what happened. The guy says, "Well one morning I was going to say, 'Would you please pass the biscuits?' but when I said it, it came out 'You ruined my life you B****!'"
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