Fun baseball survey!

Question

1. What is your favorite team today? ( I am making fun of the fact that that question is asked everyday)

2. Which stadium has the worst bleacher seats?

3. Who is the best pure hitter in the game today?

4. What is your favorite brand of baseball cards?

5. Would you consider shaving your head in the right places so that your hair looks like your favorite teams logo?

6. Make a joke which pokes fun at your favorite team.

7. What is the best feature in your favorite stadium.

8. What is something your LEAST favorite team has in their history that your favorite team does not?

Answer 1

1. What is your favorite team today? ( I am making fun of the fact that that question is asked everyday)

-Mets

2. Which stadium has the worst bleacher seats?

--Marlins, nobody is out there with you, ever

3. Who is the best pure hitter in the game today?

-Manny Ramirez

4. What is your favorite brand of baseball cards?

-Uh, Tops? that is one, right?

5. Would you consider shaving your head in the right places so that your hair looks like your favorite teams logo?

-If the Mets make the World Series, I'll do it.

6. Make a joke which pokes fun at your favorite team.

-Aaron Heilman

7. What is the best feature in your favorite stadium.

-The Home Run Apple!

8. What is something your LEAST favorite team has in their history that your favorite team does not?

-26 World Championships.  

Answer 2

1. Reds

2. Comiskey, I mean...US Cellular.

3. Ichiro, no doubt.

4. I haven't collected in hears...but I was always an Upper Deck fan.

5. No thank you.

6. I don't need to make a joke about them...They'd been a joke for years. Turning it around though!!

7. The atmosphere...the Ivy, the bleacher bums and how fun it is to sit there, especially as an opposing fan.

8. Wrigley Field....I want it. :-p

Answer 3

1. Rangers

2. ( i dont know, have only been to Ranger stadium )

3.I say Justin Morneau or A-Rod

4.I dont play wwith baseball cards

5.No. I love my hair the way it is

6.(not a question )

7. It is a HR hitting park so i love to catch HR balls ( I've only caught 2 in my whole life.)

8.My least favorite team are the Red Sox. They have WS titles and we do not

Answer 4

Red Sox

The softball stadium in Durham, you never said it had to be in the majors.

Ichiro

Topps

No, cuz my hair grows too fast

Red Sux

Fenway's green monster

Derek Jeter and A-rod

Answer 5

1. What is your favorite team today? --Oakland Athletics

2. Which stadium has the worst bleacher seats?-Havent been to much, but to be honest, it could be the A's

3. Who is the best pure hitter in the game today?-Ichiro Suzuki

4. What is your favorite brand of baseball cards?-Topps, hands down

5. Would you consider shaving your head in the right places so that your hair looks like your favorite teams logo? --devoted fan, but gotta respect myself too

6. Make a joke which pokes fun at your favorite team.-Their defense is so bad, they couldnt catch a cold!...i know lame. : ) And its not even true.  THe A's always have good defense

7. What is the best feature in your favorite stadium.-Kauffman Stadium, the the waterfalls

8. What is something your LEAST favorite team has in their history that your favorite team does not? -Hmm.  Cant think of much.  A's have 4 rings, Angels have like 1.  I suppose a 2008 playof birth.

Answer 6

1. What is your favorite team today? ( I am making fun of the fact that that question is asked everyday)  as a Fantasy nut, I follow every team.  I live in the Toronto Market though

2. Which stadium has the worst bleacher seats? I've only been to 3 or 4 places, but I hate Skydome for the cheap seats.

3. Who is the best pure hitter in the game today? Albert Pujols.

4. What is your favorite brand of baseball cards? Topps

5. Would you consider shaving your head in the right places so that your hair looks like your favorite teams logo? Not a CHANCE

6. Make a joke which pokes fun at your favorite team.  Jays, where GMs go to fail-miserably.

7. What is the best feature in your favorite stadium.  You don't get rained on and you can play in April.

8. What is something your LEAST favorite team has in their history that your favorite team does not? an unlimited payroll in the last 10 years.

Answer 7

1. Brewers. Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow. (Unless those darn Rays keep winning, then I'm switchin!)

2. The Metrodome in Minneapolis. I can't imagine bleachers 30 feet above the action are too great.

3. Albert Pujols. You don't have to like him, or his team, but you just have to respect him.

4. Topps. Does anyone else compare?

5. No thanks. I like it long.

6. Q: How many games could Turn-Blow blow, if Turn-Blow could blow games?

....A: 3 in 24 innings. Check his #%@&ing MLB?Minors Split stats!

Or..... Where Boys became Men, Where Men get traded to other teams to become Champions and Legends.

7. Can't beat the retractable roof!

8. ONE world Series. And a one hundred year long drought.

That comment on your first question reminds me of something...

Didn't you ask this same thing a few days ago?

Answer 8

1. Reds

2. Great American Ball Park

3. Ichiro

4. Topps

5. No

6. Cincinnati has become Cincinasty Reds. that's how they are playing.

7. The game is heard on radio in the restrooms. I don't know if that happens elsewhere but it's pretty cool.

8. A steroid user.

Answer 9

1. Braves

2. Cubs...they smell like beer and pee

3. JD Drew or Chipper Jones

4. Tops

5. Maybe

6. Be Prepared 4 Chipper Jones historic march back to .300

7. The Biggest Titontron (TV Screen) in the game

8. Lose

Answer 10

Phillies

I am not sure

Chase Utley (even though he is going through a little slump at the moment)

Topps

no...but if the Phillies make it to the world series I will die my hair red and white

10,000 losses

Ashburn alley (lots of things to do before the game) and the Liberty bell that lights up when a Phillies player hits a homer

Mets - 2 World series titles. Phillies - only 1 world series title

Answer 11

1.) Cubs

2.) Kauffman Stadium (they dont even have any)

3.) Albert Pujols

4.) Upper Deck

5.) Nope

6.) One of our all stars is batting 269

7.) The ivy on the outfield wall

8.) A 30 million dollar player

Answer 12

1.Cubs

2.Only been to Wrigley

3.Alfonso Soriano, when he plays, he pays

4.Donruss

5.Yes, prolyl would if I knew how

6.Completely Useless By September

7.Hmm, the old time feel for ballgames

8. An American league Pennant :D

Answer 13

1. What is your favorite team today? ( I am making fun of the fact that that question is asked everyday)- The Minnesota Twins every day

2. Which stadium has the worst bleacher seats? The Marlins, and the Cubs(My *** hurt like h**l after a Cubs vs. White Sox game)

3. Who is the best pure hitter in the game today? 1.Albert Pujols 2. A-Rod 3.Justin Morneau

4. What is your favorite brand of baseball cards? Topps

5. Would you consider shaving your head in the right places so that your hair looks like your favorite teams logo?  a TC hmmmm?..h**l NO

6. Make a joke which pokes fun at your favorite team.-The ALDS to the Twins is like a Brick wall that goes on forever up and across with no shovel...no way past it

7. What is the best feature in your favorite stadium. The Baggy and the Fielders getting confused when looking at the Stadium ceiling while trying to find the ball (See Everett's homerun last night)

8. What is something your LEAST favorite team has in their history that your favorite team does not? More titles? A World Series Title in 2005

Answer 14

Phillies

IDK

Chase Utley and/or Josh Hamilton

Topps

No

Dont know any

the food at CBP

The mets have more world series

Answer 15

1. Boston Red Sox (since 1974 when I was born)

2. Used to be Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego when the Padres played there, now I'll say Fenway just because they're so cramped.

3. Albert Pujols

4. Geez, haven't bought a baseball card in 20 years... Topps I guess.

5. No, that's why they make hats.

6. Did you hear Bill Buckner attempted suicide? Stepped in front of a bus and it went right between his legs. 1986 flashback joke.

7. Sam Adams Bar & Grill at Merchants Auto.com stadium (NH Fisher Cats home ballpark in Manchester, NH).

8. 26 titles

Answer 16

1. Yankees everyday

2. Either Marlins or Nationals because they are always empty

3. Griffey Jr

4. Topps (i have the complete set from my birthyear so thats why i say that)

5. interesting propostition but i look better with long hair

6. Whats does the pre-Civil War South and the 2008 playoffs have in common? No Yankees

7. The best feature in any stadium is the Brewers Slide that thing is awesome

8. This guy named Ted Williams  

Answer 17

1.Brewers. Always have been, always will be.

2. Wrigley Field

3.Albet Pujols or Ryan Braun

4.Topps...havent bought a pack of cards in years. I remember the days when a pack cost a quarter.

5. I would if my job didnt have a problem with it

6.How do you spell Turnbow in French? Answer.......Gange

7.Retractable roof, never a rain out

8.A World Series, but then again it was 100 yrs ago, but I think this is finally our year. GO BREWERS!!!!!!!!