Funniest fishing story?

Question

Tell me your funniest fishing story that happened to you.Funniest story gets 10 points.

Answer 1

i was in my peddle boat bass fishing and when i casted i the top of my rod flew off and i flipped out and my dad was laughen up a storm and i had no clue what happend

Answer 2

WHICH TALL TALE U WANNA HERE, LOL

Answer 3

I was taking out my dad's boat for about the second time by myself, so I was still pretty excited to be on my own. After I back the boat into the water, I went to unhook the boat from the trailer. I looked to the back of the boat and saw some standing water and I reallized that I had forgotten to put the drain plug in.

   I quickly jumped in the boat and began bailing out the water with a modified bleach container, all the while looking for the missing drainplug. At that time I reallized that I had already unhooked the boat, so its floating back into the lake, slowly sinking. After about 2 minutes, I found the drain plug and plugged the hole.

   This may not be the funniest story, but it's one of the most embarassing considering I was trying to look cool infront of the 10+ people at the boat launch. (This was on Rayburn Reservoir by the way)

Answer 4

we were bass fishin in old hickory lake. it was me my brother (both 16 years old) and our dad well my brother was bein a smart *** the hole time...and finally after about 3 hours of this my dad gently laid down his fishing pole walked to the back of the boat grabbed my brother by his ankles lifted him up and dunked him in the water...he lifted him up and said are u done bein a smart ***? and my brother was tryin to catch his breath..my dad was like guess not and held him under longer lol hope u enjoyed

Answer 5

I was fishing with my wife and daughter for pike. I was in front of the boat running the electric motor around the weeds and my wife got a pike on. My daughter was trying to net it and about that time I had a strike and hooked another. I got it in and they were still messing with the net. So bright me decides that " As seen on TV " I would just tail it. Wrong!  I grabbed it and pulled it out of the water, only to catch a gang of treble hooks right in the front of my shorts. Now I am totally tangled up with a pike hanging from the front of my pants thrashing. I am bending forward so the hooks do not go deeper into my manhood. The ladies are laughing there heads off and about then my pants began ripping. I find myself with the front of my pants rip near to my knees and about 6 inches wide, leaving nothing to the imagination. The end was OK as I did not get hooked, but where we fish in the river has gone down in our family history as " Ball Snagger Bend "

Answer 6

dude i really need those points but i will tell you a story.....i was at my grandparents house and i was bass fishin off this log on the bank about a foot in the water....i caught like 4 or 5 and then i caught this monster! dude it put up a h**l of a fight! i only had 14 pound test line so i was bein careful and i was leaning a lot.....lol can you guess what happens next?! my line broke and i rocked way back but caught myself but then fell forwards right into this snake and turtle filled pond! and the whole time i was trying to save my 160$ reel! so i looked like a r****d spinning and falling! my whole family and my uncle and cousins were all laughing at me! i was so pissed! but i saved the pole reel! lol and the same day i got a treble hook through the meaty part of my thumb and had to go to the emergency room! hahaha. :) (10 points?)

Answer 7

I can sorta' grin about it now but, at the time I'd consider it not funny but, more like a nightmare ~ well almost!! Buddy of mine and I went up to the Merced River (CA.) and was bank fishin' for trout, I didn't go the usual way ie., workin' the trout  but, just put half a' nightcrawler on ("Wackey" style), cast up river, let her drift down until she settled (slider/egg weight) in this nice channel of the river. Then like a FOOL I propped up my rod up on the opened lid of the tackle box (for angle/support), was just bout' ready ta' plant myself and light up a cigar when the tackle box flipped into the shoreline of the river!!%!X!!.  Thought I may have bumped it with my foot until I saw that $230.00 Cabela's Prodigy XMLTi Spinnin' Combo shoot into the water like a torpedo. Am gettin' up in years and I would have never thought I could have moved so GD fast but, when I saw that rod/reel goin' farther and deeper I was like a Rattler that's coiled and them "buttons" (rattlers) stop makin' that clickin' sound , ya' know as in after they've catapulted themselves at you!!! Without a second thought I threw my A _ _  in and unbelieving (luck be more like it) snatched the 8lb., Suffix line that was under the water and grabbed the combo. Not done yet, with one hand on the rig and the other holdin' the line the SOB'er that was on the other end snapped the Suffix!!X!%!! There be BIG browns in that river (gotta' work for them) and I was thinkin' it may have been in the range of 10 #'s ++!? After my buddy contained his hysteria, he looked over at me and calmly said, "Naw, probably just one of those big CARP"!!! Moral of story, do not and I say DO NOT use a tackle box for the support of your rod when your line is in the wa-wa!! ;)... < ' ( (( > <

Answer 8

The one that comes to mind. I was in New York, on the Gennesee River doing salmon snagging. The one guy had ahold of a salmon and the snagging hook came loose. FYI, the hook is about a quarter pound of lead molded around a large treble hook. When the hook came loose, it shot back at the guy and caught him square in the testicles. He fell to the ground and about about 15 minutes, he got up and said that his testicles turned about 10 shades of purple.

Answer 9

I took my son out fishing for lady fish off a dock in Homestead. It was kind of slow but then it was like someone flipped a switch. My son, who was only  5 at the time, hooked into this huge Lady fish. He's holding on with all his might and screaming. " Daddy, Daddy, look at me!" Well, I turned around and he was literally being dragged on the floor to the edge of the dock. I don't know how it happened but he hopped up on his feet and pulled back as hard as he could. I started walking towards him and sure enough, the fish surged and pulled him to the edge of the dock...I'm talking about, he was on his heals!  I'm screaming, "let go of the rod!" but he refused. I managed to get to him and with 1 finger, I caught him by the neck of his T-shirt as he was going over. I help him reel in the fish and we high five and all that stuff. I ask my son, " boy, are you crazy? you almost went over and would've drowned. Why didn't you let go when I told you?" his response was, " I'm spider man, girl fish can't beat me."

Sure enough he told his mom and we had a big argument that night. I wasn't allowed to take him fishing again till he was 6 years old. He was so mad about that and all I could tell him was, "I'm married man, girl fish always wins." ; )