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Funny Atheists, please help me.....?

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Recently a guy who was whacked out on heroin thought he saw god in the frosted glass in his bathroom window. He went around to his neighbors houses knocking on their doors and telling them about his spiritual experience. Several neighbors called the cops and/or the EMS. There has to be a joke in here somewhere but I can't think of one. Will you please help me with something funny.

BTW, the young man is getting the help he needs. He is being sent to rehab. Hopefully we will accept the help and get well.

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Must have been some bad sh*t...

I never saw any God on Heroin...

Just a feeling of false Hope.
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Heroin never gave me a spiritual experience when I was into that- It was a rather odd experience... kind of like dreaming while I was still somewhat awake.
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Have you heard the story that the baseball star Josh Hamilton tells?
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This is your brain..

This is your brain on God.

Any questions?
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He said, "Yeah man, like I saw God when I was stoned on heroin and she looks like Courtney Love!!"
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Was he wearing clothes or nekkid when he knocked at the neighbors' doors?  That could be your joke - or rather, his!

Was the toilet seat cover attached to his butt when he knocked on the neighbors' doors?

And you, heathens, still think that god is not watching you all the time?  He he
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Who needs drugs when you have religion?

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Or.. heroin- the inspiration behind proselyting!
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My best friend found his belief in God by almost drowning in a sewage ditch in the dark while he was tripping on acid. Maybe I should try some real hard stuff to find Jesus.
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Time to shape up!
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so when the dope dealers tell you that "you will see god" they really mean it. they should have a better advertising campaign that emphasizes that you really will see god. god always seemed like a pothead more than a junkie though. who knew.
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The moral of the story is, "You don't have to be dope fiend to believe in god, but it sure helps."
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