Boudreaux went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in his basket. He then went to the check out counter where he told the check out girl. “Nothin' but da best fo my little cat. “
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.â€Â
Boudreaux went home, picked up his cat and brought it back to the store.
They sold him the cat food. The next day, Boudreaux went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies - one for each day of Christmas. The cashier this time demanded proof that he now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated he went home, came back and brought in his dog.
He was then given the dog cookies. The next day Boudreaux brought in a small, white box and the cashier asked, “what are you buying today?â€Â
Boudreaux grinned from ear to ear, “ can I please buy tree rolls of dat toilet paper on sale?â€Â
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