Funny Scary Stories?

Question

Does anyone have a story that starts out really scary but in the end is funny? Like this one, The Viper?

a widow live in a an apartment and someone calls and says, "I am the viper, I'll be up in an hour." she just thinks it is a prank but then fifteen minutes later the same person call and says, "It's the viper, i'll be there soon." so she calls the police and then the door bell rings five minutes later and she says, "thank god the police are finally here!!" But it is a man with a sponge and a bucket of water. He says,"i am the viper. I vish to vash and vipe the vindows!"

this one's really getting old :]

Answer 1

SCARY MOVIE 1,2,3,4..YEAH LIK DOES LOL??

Answer 2

hehehe..

its actually just funny..

i mean the widow is scared..

but maybe not the reader..

no offense its just a compliment..

Answer 3

How about mine. . .

Once there was this beautiful flower lady who died of an illness at this very hospital. That night, a security guard was doing his rounding on the second level. .   on a distant, he heard a faint sound. . .

psst. .



he could smell a faint aroma of the lavender. . he remembered about the flower lady who had died on this level. The ward was somewhere twards the end of the hall but he brush away the thought of ghost and such. .he continued walking. .

psst!

the sound gotten stronger and the smell of the lavender grew heavier. .

feeling a bit scared, he decided to walk faster. .

psst!!!

this time the hissing get more louder and the aroma get even more heavier. The guard felt like he was getting near to something or even. . somebody. . .he look ahead. . then he realise he was getting near the ward where the flower lady died. . . he keep on walking

psST!

he sense something was wrong as he approached the ward. . he began praying as he walk trying to ignore the ghostly thought. .

and soon as he stand infront of the ward. .

PSST!!!

He heard that the sound was just above him and the smell was so strong. .

he look up. .

slowy. . .

slowy. .  .

and. . .

(ready?)

scroll down. . .

d**n it! stupid air refresherner!

Answer 4

50 cent didn't flash his money for once..

Answer 5

haha, that is funny haha,,

here is a short funny-scary story..

there were 3 boys that went in a forest to camp.the other boy got lostbut it was night so they decided to sleep and find him  tommorow it was night when they get there and immediately slept. later at exactly 12 they heard lot of noises coming from the bushes near them one of the boys went out to look. after 30 minutes the boy haven't return, the boy heard the other boy shouted oH!!! so the other boy went out to see there he was scared. then the bushes made noises again, and there he saw the boy playing videon games with the other boy.

Answer 6

i have one, but it is a funny ghost stories,

Never mind them Watermelons.

Well now, old Sam Gibb, he didn't believe in ghosts. Not one bit. Everyone in town knew the old log cabin back in the woods was haunted, but Sam Gibb just laughed whenever folks talked about it. Finally, the blacksmith dared Sam Gibb to spend the night in the haunted log cabin. If he stayed there until dawn, the blacksmith would buy him a whole cartload of watermelons. Sam was delighted. Watermelon was Sam's absolute favorite fruit. He accepted the dare at once, packed some matches and his pipe, and went right over to the log cabin to spend the night.

Sam went into the old log cabin, started a fire, lit his pipe, and settled into a rickety old chair with yesterday's newspaper. As he was reading, he heard a creaking sound. Looking up, he saw that a gnarled little creature with glowing red eyes had taken the seat beside him. It had a long, forked tail, two horns on its head, claws at the ends of its hands, and sharp teeth that poked right through its large lips.

"There ain't nobody here tonight except you and me," the creature said to old Sam Gibb. It had a voice like the hiss of flames. Sam's heart nearly stopped with fright. He leapt to his feet.

"There ain't going to be nobody here but you in a minute," Sam Gibb told the gnarled creature. He leapt straight for the nearest exit - which happened to be the window - and hi-tailed it down the lane lickety-split. He ran so fast he overtook two rabbits being chased by a coyote. But it wasn't long before he heard the pounding of little hooves, and the gnarled creature with the red eyes caught up with him.

"You're making pretty good speed for an old man," said the creature to old Sam Gibb.

"Oh, I can run much faster than this," Sam Gibb told it. He took off like a bolt of lightning, leaving the gnarled creature in the dust. As he ran passed the smithy, the blacksmith came flying out of the forge to see what was wrong.

"Never mind about them watermelons," Sam Gibb shouted to the blacksmith without breaking his stride.

Old Sam Gibb ran all the way home and hid under his bed for the rest of the night. After that, he was a firm believer in ghosts and spooks, and he refused to go anywhere near the old cabin in the woods.

hope you like it!! it can be in audio, but i can't put it here, sorry!!

bye bye!! =))))))

Answer 7

try this you will enjoy

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he

hears:

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image

of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street

towards him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing

quickly behind him...

FASTER...

FASTER...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes

in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes

through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

...on his heels.

The terrified man runs... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man

locks himself in. His heart is pounding... his head is reeling... his

breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks

down the door....

...bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find

is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the

casket...

and,

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The coffin stops.