Funny sayings???

Question

i want some funny-ish sayings to put on my binder for school but, it can't have bad words and it can basically be about anything.... actually it doesn't matter if they are funny just whatever sounds good... lol....

Answer 1

go fly a kite

Answer 2

#1 You are only as strong as the drinks you mix, the tables you dance on, and friends you party with!

#2 My give a damns BUSTED!

#3 If paybacks a ***** & Revenge is sweet

Then I must be the Sweetest ***** you'll ever meet

#4 Blondes have more fun

But Brunettes remember it the next day

#5 Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a bootie!

#6 Having the love of your life break up with you ans say " We can still be friends" is like you dying and your mom says " We can still keep it"

#7 I suffer from CRS

            CAN'T

        REMEMBER

             ****

#8 Good friends will be there to take your drink away when they think youv'e had enough-- But (Your Best Friends) will look at you trippin over your own two feet and say, " ***** drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste that kind of ****"

#9 Friends are like Condoms,

There always there when things get hard!

#10 Friends are like Bras,

Close to the heart and always there for support

Answer 3

your a low life bug-a-boo

suck the crack of my azz

Answer 4

When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemies eyes.

Hmm, why are you looking at my binder.

Answer 5

http://www.freewebs.com/funnysayings/que...

Answer 6

put....

I....Lika....doa.....da cha-cha....

lol hope youll use that

Answer 7

i like green eggs and ham

Answer 8

If you're looking for the American Dream, you just missed it! and, no matter where you go, there you are.,

Answer 9

"why are you making cupcakes when you're just gunna p**p them out?" - pete wentz

"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

- Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

Answer 10

"your mom goes to collage.."

Answer 11

Miley Cyrus sucks

Answer 12

"Only Smarties have the answer" (Slogan: Nestlé - Smarties).

"Work-Rest-Play" (Slogan: Mars Bar)

"Get your juices going!" (Slogan: Starburst)

Have a great day & good luck with your project!

Answer 13

bom chicka wah wah!

sup homeboy

Answer 14

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

Answer 15

Unique is an understatement. I'm just messed up!

If corn oil is made from corn, &Vegetable oil is made from veggies, then what is baby oil made from ?!

Life is what you make it

Immature ... a word used by people who don't know how to have fun.

Answer 16

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit:

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

Don't put all your Basques in one exit.

Answer 17

go hump a mountain;dog;tree.

but skewl is almost over huh? lmao

Answer 18

"Im falling 4 u.....plz catch me!"

"God made man b4 woman....because you ALWAYS make a rough draft b4 a masterpiece!"

"My boyfriend took me to Hooters. There were more big round things in that place than a bowling alley!"

"Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyways."

How r those?

Answer 19

it is true that prince george V actually said,"always use the bathroom when you have the chance"

Answer 20

your lips keep moving but all i hear is blablablalba

Save water drink beer

Its all about me deal with it

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Always tell the truth, even when you lie

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy

Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space :P

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

Hope I helped!! Choose me best answer????

Answer 21

Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support!

Answer 22

whatever tickles my pinkle

Answer 23

whooooooa doctor!!

Answer 24

"Use your head for more than a hat rack."

Answer 25

i <3 grape skittles

Answer 26

i know a few but i mostly got them from google but a few r

" i lost my phone number can i borrow urs?"

"bubbles" that one u have to say it funny like kk?

"ill try to be nicer if u'll try to not be annoying"

"earths full go back home"

"be ur self... oh wait...."

"how did u break out of the aslyem?"

" how much did rehab cost 4 u?"

well thats a few i know but i got to save the good ones for me but try looking up some on google

Answer 27

These ones allways make my friends crack up when I use em.

Go Burn in h**l!

I'm not wearing any dimonds.

My Name is Bj Weebie Winkle and um don't wear it out

I can suck my own.

Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as h**l acting like one right now

It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious

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I Kinda stole this one from Green Day

All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!

Answer 28

i don't know this isn't funny but its a pretty thing



Go confidenty in the direction of your dreams, Live the life you imagined.-Henry David Thoureau

or

And all you see

Is where else you could be

When you're at home

Out on the street

Are so many possibilities

To not be alone.

When your heart is an empty room.

I don't know if thats too deep?

i love this

I'm so cool too bad i'm a loser.

I'm so smart too bad i can't get anything figured out.

I'm so thrilled to finally be failing

well it just feels like i'm falling for the first time.

do what theres some options