GUYS any advice for me ?

Question

So i have this guy friend in my lunch, we talk occasionally and we both intiate the conversation, but i dont know what else to talk to him about, any conversation starters u can think of?

Answer 1

"hey how's it going?"

"that hotdog on your plate is lookin good"

"how's the burger?"

"so you're a macaroni and cheese person?"

"i like your pen protector."

"nice shirt, it reminds me of that time when i accidentally flashed my boss..."

"so what's your favorite 70s band?"

"haha i can see your nipple through your shirt.  it's s**y, rawrrrrr..."

"hey i gotta idea, let's dump our food together and mix it up and then eat it to see what it tastes like."

"you know what that casserole looks like? ever seen a dog's mess?"

"lunchrooms turn me on..."

"shut your mouth when you eat ya big baby!"

"what was your worst job?"

"that stir fry is almost as good lookin as your butt!"

"heyya, let's have a kissing fight. whoever kiss the other better wins!"

"i get turned on the way your eating that grape..."

Answer 2

Canned responses are g*y.

It should come natural.

Answer 3

Just think to yourself "What would Adam Sandler say" and it will come naturally.