Gents: What would you do if

Question

the lady in your life microwaved your remote on high power for 55 minutes and all the shops were shut.

Answer 1

1-Ask her why she did that

2-Ask her to please, have a sit over here.

3-Talk about what drove her to do such ridiculous thing.

4-Help her with her emotional problems.

5-Make sure the toxic gases the melted control is going to expel do not harm my wife. Or me.

6-Throw thew micro to the trash(it's probably ruined)

7-Get a long stick to change channels(yes, did you know that men are intelligent enough to do this O_O?{i am sorry if you had a heart attack while reading this line :\....hope you can find someone that will calm you down. But it's true. Men are intelligent enough to know that a along stick can press buttons from the sofa. I'm sorry :( })

8-Hug her and watch something in tv that will help her to calm down.

Answer 2

Go to manual lol and prss the buttons on the device instead! Any well prepared guy should have one of those 100 in 1 controllers stashed away just in case.

Answer 3

I would thank her for that, TV sucks.  

Answer 4

I'd slap her and use her as a remote.

Answer 5

I would make very passionate Love to her ! There is much more to life than watching the Television !

Answer 6

Wonder why I was dating someone stupid enough to put metal in the microwave.

Answer 7

They would go down the pub after a the panic attack was over LOL

Answer 8

I'd strongly advocate that she seek immediate psychiatric eval.

Answer 9

I would lay the smackdown cos that will make it all better =D

but on a more serious note I would ask why she did that and seriously consider keeping backups

Answer 10

Why ask her - if she hasn't said anything to this point or attempted to gain your attention with any other measure other this passive aggressive method. Then trust me, you wont get to the bottom of it. It will not be solved.

Or if she has said something before this then you already know the answer.

So dump her *** or sort it out, respectively.

Answer 11

Read a book on sterotypical views of men maybe?