Get out of going to work!?

Question

What is the best excuse to get out of going to work on a lovely friday afternoon?

Answer 1

Try self-employment!

Answer 2

don't go there. u could lose yer job if the boss finds out. it's really not worth it, cuz it goes in yer work hist & follows u everywhere u go.

Answer 3

food poisoning....and you have **** falling out of both ends..works i've used that one once

Answer 4

Say you've got a terrible flu and can barely stand

Say your mom is terribly sick

Say your sister just had a baby

Quit

Answer 5

Can I take a 1/2 day off  

Answer 6

BAD CRAMPS...lol

Answer 7

uhm; hey boss i'm going to give you a lame excuse to get out of work.

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