Golf joke:?

Question

"Real golfers go to work to relax"

George Dillon

Answer 1

An American businessman went to Japan.  Upon arrival, the Japanese businessmen assured the American that business would be taken care of in a few days, but first, he shall enjoy a fine night.

Later that night, a prostitute visited the American in his hotel room.  As they were doing the deed, the prostitute shouted "ahhh MITSUSHABI!"  Not quite knowing what to make of this, the American continued on.  Again, the prostitute screamed, "MITSUSHABI!"  the American, assuming he was pleasuring her greatly, nodded his head and continued along.

The next day, the American and the Japanese businessmen were on the golf course.  On the 3rd hole - a very accessible 146 yd. Par 3 - one Japanese businessman hits a very impressive shot that bounces twice, rolls 20 feet towards the hole, clips the pin, and drops in.  A hole in one!  Attempting to utilize the cheer of elation he had learned the previous night, the American screamed out, "MITSUSHABI!!"

The Japanese man turned his head, looked the American in the eyes, and said, "what you mean, 'wrong hole'?"

Answer 2

O/K

Answer 3

ya they should make prisoners play this game

Answer 4

nick faldo's wife always gives him the wood

since she became his caddy fcs!

Answer 5

Lee Trevino: "Even God can't hit a 1 iron."

Answer 6

Nice one.  You must have found the book again.

Answer 7

Hahahaha. "If there's a thunderstorm, I go back to the clubhouse. If God wants to play through let him."

Answer 8

Here, Here !