Graduation quotes?

Question

we are having an 8th grade graduation and we need good graduation quotes..

if possible please send funny quotes.

thanks!*

Answer 1

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

James D'arcy

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realised I'd become an actor.

Garry Trudeau

Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

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One thing about the school of experience is that it will repeat the lesson if you flunk the first time.