It was the first day back at school after summer vacation for the class of seven year olds, the teacher asked them what they did while away from school.
Mary shouted out "Please Miss, I went out with Mummy and Daddy and we saw some moo-moos." The teacher interrupted Mary and told her that she is a seven year old now and should not be using "baby words like moo-moo." Just then, Peter blurted out "Please Miss, I went to stay with my uncle on his farm, he has lots of baa-baas." Teacher interrupted again to scold Peter about using childish language, and asked little Johnny what he did. "Well Miss," said Johnny, "I read a book." "Very grown-up" commented the teacher, "And what was the book called?" "Ehm... Winnie the s+hit", answered Johnny.
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