HELP! NEED A HILLARIOUS SPEECH TOPIC!?

Question

Hey!

Im in trouble!

Sunday night and I'm clueless about what to do my speech on? They're ue in tomorrow!

I need a speech that makes people laugh and smile.

please help me find a topic! Im desperate!

Answer 1

I've given this assignment to my seniors and have received some pretty funny stuff!  The most memorable was the one a student wrote about her toilet bowl (the student referred to it as the porcelain God that waits patiently for me to pay it homage, referring to the times when she drank too much and was "kneeling before it").  

Answer 2

losing virginity can be hilarious :D

but not just sexual -- can be on other things, like video games, or eating this kind of food, or learning this new stuff, or first time doing a speech.

first times are always hilarious.