HELP! PLZ!!!!! Good script writers needed!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

I'm trying to make a one person script that needs to be funny! I need it to be for a girl though! Plz make it funny! It needs to be about 3 minutes long! PLZ HURRY!

THNX!

Answer 1

Write one about an internal conflict of a girl who likes a boy who she wants to ask out.

Write about the feelings she has about society's opinion on women asking out men, write about her personal feelings about how she looks - write about how she feels about HIS looks.

Stupid insecurities that we all feel are funny because it's true - the feeling that you might fall on your face in front of him and get a nose bleed and then pee yourself because it hurts so much - that sort of incredibly unlikely situation that we all seem to have in the back of our minds when we go out of our way to do something courageous is funny because everyone has them. And they're stupid.

Write about that.