An american, a frenchman, and an aussie are sitting in a sydney cafe with a panoramic view of the city. They start talking about which country has the best builders. The american says "the golden gate bridge was built in 3 months."
The frenchman says, "that's nothing, we erected the eiffel tower in 6 weeks!" Then he turns to the aussie and asks "well, what has australia done to match that?"
The aussie just gives him a blank look. So then the american points over his shoulder at the sydney opera house and asks "what about that?" The aussie has a look and replies, "dunno mate, wasn't there yesterday!"
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