How Can I sterilize myself?

Question

Well a doctor won't give me a vasectomy,because he thinks i'm too young at 21 (plus the thought of a knife down there makes me cringe)What can I do to myself to make myself sterile? I'm serious,i'll do anything,I don't ever want to have kids,EVER!

Blunt force?

Something I can drink?

an infection I could catch?

I know the mumps can cause sterilization but it's not likely i'll get that anytime soon.

Answer 1

Go to a  Veterinary clinic, they'll lop your BALLS off!

Answer 2

Hello, dump the moronic doctor and get a different one.

Another thing...... Did you just tell your doctor that you hate kids or something.  He or she is going to write you off as an immature kid because he or she does not know what child free is (like most of the other posters on here).

You have to go to a different doctor.  Tell him or her you already have children.  That is what I did.  I had a vasectomy at age 21.  I am now 42, and still child free.

Answer 3

Is there a REASON you are so set against having children? You're young...you have no idea of what the future holds...Are you planning on Marrying one day? Don't you think the Future Mrs. Ironbird should have some say in this MOST IMPORTANT decision...If you do go ahead with this I can almost say with 100% Certainty You WILL REGRET IT!

Answer 4

Yeah, number 3's got it.  Just be careful until you find a doctor that's open-minded enough to recognize that you're an adult and as such have made an adult decision to never have children.  There are plenty of idiots in the world who will happily reproduce at the drop of a hat without any regard to over-population and pollution in addition to our dwindling resources.  Kudos to you.  I started out knowing that I didn't want kids but you know...accidents happen.  Good luck and don't let the doctor get you down.  They really are a dime a dozen.  You just keep on trying.

Answer 5

Smoking alot of pot and cigarettes causes infetility in men.  But then again, it also causes lung cancer and you don't want that.

Direct exposure from an XRAY machine will cause sterility, but you need to have a reason to be XRAY'ed down there, and most likely, the staff will refuse to do the XRAY unless they can put a protective barrier over you.

Answer 6

lol i guess your just gonna have to rely on condoms until your old enough. Or try another doctor, and another, and another to c if they will do it.