How can i......?

Question

i need to make a blanket out of tiger organs for a summer school assignment!

i dont know how!

i already got the tiger yesterday but i dont know what to do.

(i think its sick, because its not orange, its white ....... FREAKY

Answer 1

Make sure everything is really dry, then buy some sinew to sew it all together.  You will probably have to go to an Arts & Crafts store.  Don't forget the big needle.

Oh c**p, if you got a white one, they might not make white sinew....so in that case, buy a thicker gauge needle for your mom's sewing machine, like you would use on leather, and buy some upholstery quality thread, and you're good to go.

You can always decorate the edges with condor feathers, and pieces of elephant tusks too if you're going for the whole endangered animal theme.

Where do people come up with these questions?  Did you ever read the one about the guy who collected his own poo?