How can this problem be solved?

Question

i have a dilemma. my friend comes and visits me every now and again. we drink. and we drink some more. and when we wake up around 11am......we are STARVING. so i say to him ok, lets get into my truck and drive on down to the chinese buffet. and his response? "no, we cant do that. i dont think i can wait!"

and i sit there with no solution. he cant wait 15 minutes that it takes to drive to the chinese buffet. yet there is not a single......not one single restaurant in our area.

so what is the solution? if he cant wait to get to the chinese buffet.....and there are no other restaurants in the area......what the bloody h**l is the solution?

Answer 1

Go without him.

Answer 2

Ever considered maybe the friend doesn't like Chinese???

Answer 3

Toast.

Or cereal.

Hmmm, late night ... I'd say cereal.

Lots of it.

Chocolate flavoured is best.

Cheers :-)

Answer 4

Unless your friend is some sort of Genius of Maths and/or Surgery, he'll never figure that out; and even if he were; he'd still mess up, so basically there's only the option of calling the Amy C's, the singular best option in that scenario, son.

Answer 5

have assorted munchies around. Nuts that sort of thing. cold cuts, bread that sort of thing. A few carrot sticks to keep your little teeth sharp and short so they don't over grow.**Came back with more to my solution, which is before you guys have gone all out on your binge I was in the kitchen preparing food trays for you.  To make sure your house would not be bombarded with vomit I set buckets all around at very strategic points; just in case neither of you makes it to the bathroom.  While you are sleeping it off I have taken the liberty to turn off your phones, drawn all shades and pulled all curtains so that not one nary ray of sunlight enters.  So, that no one rings your doorbell I have hung a quarantine sign.

Answer 6

Give him a snack to tide him over on the trip to the restaurant.  I do this with my children and it works like a charm!  I recommend Cheerios. lol

Answer 7

Buy some groceries.

This seems a bit odd for this category...

Answer 8

Call for a delivery. Pizza is good hangover food.

Answer 9

Eat snot, rofl, not.