How do I moisten my f**t?

Question

Everybody makes fun of me for having dry farts, how do I moisten them? Should I eat fruit?

Answer 1

Hello Mate-

I would suggest trying a stool softener to aid in moistened farts.

If that doesn't work maybe some olestra.

~Jimmy

Answer 2

Fruits and veggies, and drink lots of water. -LL

Answer 3

Eat 10 prunes, you'll moisten your farts and your underwear.

Answer 4

UHH an olive oil e***a ??

Answer 5

Ah wtf hahahaha

Answer 6

...... yea you should

Answer 7

Errr... I'm not sure what you mean by -dry- farts, but you tend to get wet ones when you're irregular/having diarrhea/just pooped and didn't wipe well. Or just got out of the shower/bath/pool and didn't dry between the cheeks.