How do you disguise a f**t?

Question

i keep farting and i dont know how to disguise them! please help!

Answer 1

Umm maybe try to cough the same time you f**t so no one will hear it?

Answer 2

Well, I would argue that you should f**t loudly and proudly. But it doesn't sound like you want to so...

1) Hold it...

2) Control your diet...

3) Cough loudly or spread your buttcheeks subtly so it makes no sound...

Answer 3

Be diplomatic. In an earlier time, lighting a cig was the accepted way. Another is wandering away from company and letting loose.

An MD may have a diagnosis for this. In my case it was Diverticulitis. After the operation, everything was restored to normal. Better late than never.