How do you know your mom?

Question

How do you know your mom?

Answer 1

I love my mommy

Answer 2

I met mine when they had to cut her open to get me out

"Sorry about the mess, mom.  Nice to meet you.  Whats my name?"

"Christina, don't worry about it"

"I'm hungry. Feed me."

It happened just like that. True Story!

Answer 3

well she keeps on saying she gave birth to me or something like that anyway im living with her now

Answer 4

I live with her  

Answer 5

i don't haven't talked to her in 4 years...

Answer 6

shes the person who gave me life.

Answer 7

when i was born i went around the hospital saying are you my mommy? i talked to an X-Ray miching for about 10 minutes. then it bored me. then me and my mom had a mini convo then i said "Mom You must be so lonely Cuz i dont care aboutr yuor Life story. I am just a baby!"

Answer 8

I came out of her for one. And she lives with me. In fact she's in here right now....HI MOMMY!

Answer 9

It was so long ago that i don't remember but I think it was after I was born or close

Answer 10

I came out of her belly. =]

Answer 11

She gave birth to me.

Answer 12

I know shes my moom!!

Answer 13

She gave birth to me, I live with her, we're related...