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How is this Clever little joke?

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A little Italian boy enters the confessional. 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.' Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispered what did you get? "4 months vacation & five good leads."

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  1. oohhh now I get it!! the priest was with those girls and he's blackmailing him


  2. OK, Lori,

    When was the last time you attended church, LoL.

    Hmmm Seems you are doing fine.  

  3. nice

  4. This is my guess: A priest joke, joke about how all the girls a priest has been with and what the kid can do to blackmail him.

  5. dun get it

  6. it's okay...

  7. :) i should try this...BAPTIST edition...only ill have to convince them that i did a drive-by in the 'hood. XD

  8. hehehe i get it

  9. Good one!

  10. cute......

  11. Very Funny if the way I interpreted it is correct.  I take it the boy wants a loose girl, so the priest basically mentioned names that has confessed to being "loose" .  So he gets 4 months to find out how loose they can be!!!!!

  12. Best Joke in a long time, made me laugh for a while!

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