How should I exact my revenge?

Question

My hubby has annoyed me. I can't decide what to do. Should I:-

1) Over react and file for divorce?

2) Attack his "bits" with a rusty knife while he's asleep?

3) Burn his "Nolan Sisters" collection?

4) Change all the clocks in the house, so he misses Eastenders?

Your help is appreciated

Answer 1

Ok well I'm a real bîtch when i have to be. So let me suggest changing all the clocks forward at night so he wakes up super early to go to work an when he gets there realizes his mistake. Or every night take out air from the tires of his car so he has to keep refilling them in the morning (enough so he knows but not enough that he has to call AAA). If you do this for a while he'll think he has a hole in his tire. Or my personal favorite create a delectable chocolate dessert... made with of course chocolate laxatives. Make sure he has a big piece at work. So now that we have established that I'm, a bîtch, lemme try and make up for it a little.

I'm sure he didn't do anything that bad... give him a break.

Answer 2

LOL Change all the the clocks in the house, but secretly Tivo his show so when you make up later he can watch it :)  Silly you, you wouldn't want to attack his bits...isn't that a little bit (pardon my pun) like cutting off your own nose to spite your face?

The changing of the clocks reminds me of "Gaslight"

EDIT:  Gotta love Yahoo ads...got an ad for no more rusty pipes and Mexican quickie divorces with this question LMAO

Answer 3

i would say the divorce.

Answer 4

start calling him "spumple-kins" or "sugar-boots"

when my partner does that i know i am

one step away from the dog house

Answer 5

how about number 5? no revenge at all and make him worry about what you may do

Answer 6

i am not religeous..., but ...Vengeance is mine says the lord...What goes around comes around in another religion... If you feel he has done you so badly then you should take the appropriate measures and justice, But don't come crying to us when you get the jail or you lose your man.  TALK TO HIM AND TELL WHAT HAS MADE YOU UNHAPPY AND WHAT HE CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP....IF THAT DOESN'T WORK... then!!! take the law into your own hands!!!... Bon Chance!!!!!

Answer 7

Annoy him back

Answer 8

Is it really that bad? #4 sounds funny haha

Answer 9

Burn his Nolan Sisters collection and replace it with Clay Aiken. That might make him cry if you're lucky.

Answer 10

0_o im glad ure not my hubby

Answer 11

lol - change the clocks. that's hysterical.

Answer 12

Might I make a fresh suggestion?

5.  Break out all your "I'm with stupid Tee Shirts!!"  LOL  :@)

Answer 13

LOL, well those 1st three are little too harsh... so I have say number 4 and plus do something back at him to annoy him something that really pissed him off.  

Answer 14

4... less harmful... and if things want to have a return, it is still possible...

Answer 15

I know this may sound harsh, but I believe that a particularly effective form of revenge is a dutch oven.  When he least suspects it.  Couple that with your number 4 and he will never even think of annoying you.

Answer 16

annoyed ??? - kiss & make up !!!

Answer 17

i say number 3.  its the least damaging but would still p**s me off!

Answer 18

Talk about it...get everything "out on the table" and handle it like a mature respsonsible adult!!! Don't do anything stupid!!! You're better than that!

Answer 19

Burn his collection, then change the clocks so he sleeps later!  Attack his bits and then file for a divorce!

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Answer 20

uh wow..

4? but nothin would be i first choice :)

Answer 21

Put a little Tabasco sauce in his after shave :D

Answer 22

Use a Photoshop software and print fake pictures, that shows you are having an affair with your handsome neighbor.

Post the pictures as a courier for your hubby.

And watch him getting upset.

When you are done looking at him all upset, come clean and tell him that was a nasty revenge.

That's what a friend of mine did to his girlfriend, because she won't talk to him.

It worked like a charm, and they got back together after he confessed.

*Best Wishes*

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Answer 23

easy,attack his bits with a knife and then file for a divorce.

Answer 24

Oooo, I have a good one. Wait until he is asleep then rearrange the furniture. Its good for a toe smack or two. LOL

Answer 25

Print pics of the hottest guy(s) you can find and stick them in every frame in the house.

Answer 26

You vacuumed a rodent?