How to stop a bragging workhorse?

Question

Hello, my mom just swam across a relatively small lake. I had to pull her back in my kayak. She won't stop bragging about her conquest. What can I do?

Answer 1

Do the same thing! If she sees you do it too, it no longer has that much meaning! At least she won't brag about it to you! Let her take the kayak!

Answer 2

nothing

Answer 3

Remember two things:

1) She's your only Mom, ever. Respect and love her.

2) You stayed in a boat.

Peace

Answer 4

You SHOULD HAVE pushed her back in the water. But you should swim all the way across AND BACK on that same lake-and show her she hasn't accomplished a whole lot.