I don't understand this? HELP?

Question

1. What is the best position

2. HOw do you work it?

3. when is the best age to begin sexual relations with the opposite s*x?

Answer 1

I think if you are asking what the best position is and how you work it, it's because you don't know it yet. In other words, Either you are too young or you are not ready for it.

My suggestion and it is in your benefit, try not to give in others proposals, just because you are the only one who hasn't' done it. Not worthy darling! you will miss a lot, and can not turn time back.

Try to keep your mind busy on different things, and as soon as time is right you will know. You won't feel like asking o Y!

Answer 2

First, why is this question in 'languages'?  Second, these questions are written by someone obviously too young for s*x.