I got p**p up my nostril?

Question

I was looking in the toilet, for you know goldfish (you never know sometimes they might swim up) and I accidentally I sniffed a piece of stool. (p**p, for anyone who DOESN'T understand) Any who what should I do. (My mom, by the way i still live at home and I am 47 and she won't talk to me...) so i need your help.

ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

Answer 1

This happened to me last week. This is what you do:

Bend over and sniff in as hard as you can to get that back into your stomach. Eventually it will find its way back into the toilet in your next bowel movement.

The circle of life continues.

Answer 2

l

ur 47?

WASH IT OF COURSE.

Answer 3

Goofball!! Make some friends--especially if your mom won't talk to you. You'd probably come up with some crazy ideas!

Answer 4

stick eric's p***s up your nose! :P

Answer 5

Hope you had fun creating that little childish anecdote.

Answer 6

http://www.webmd.com

                    --good  luck,.  bye,.,

Answer 7

Get a life honey..

Answer 8

this is a joke

Answer 9

Well, you could have no concern and join a fecalfelia club. Or simply plug one nostril and let the p**p in the other fly like a snot rocket. It's best next time to flush before fishing for pets from the potty. The strong fish will still swim against the current and ya want a hardy fish as a pet. I personally fish the toilet for wayward sewage sea monkeys.....

Answer 10

wait so the p**p is till there?

GET IT OUT!

go to a doctor.

idkk.

Answer 11

oh dear what a dilemma you are in.  Poopy Nostrils are so unpleasant for you and the people you surround yourself with.  What to do? What to do?  First silly, stop sticking your little head in the terlit.. Then go get some tissues and blow your nose hard.  Then go out side get the hose and turn it on, with the sprayer put it on Power Washer and gently position the noozle at your nostrils and hit the water!!!  You will be knocked down at first but persevere and get back up and do it again till you know that all the particles of p**p are gone.

Then go in the house and check the Rentals.

Make your Mom happy

Answer 12

You should try to grow up a little.

Answer 13

I can't wait for school to get back in session.