I need comebacks!?

Question

please help me! people always use good comebacks torward me but i cant think of any good ones to tell them!! lol

Answer 1

example please??  I can help you with very wicked responses!

Answer 2

I need a situation before I can give you examples.

Answer 3

Just answer everything they say with the following:

"In accordance with prophecy"

They won't know what to say and will leave you alone.

Answer 4

"man your ugly!"

comeback: "HA HA HA HA HA, you think IM ugly?! I'd rather look like roadkill than look like you! At least people swirve to not hit me more!!"   :)    most comebacks come a minute after the offender leaves, but the better comebacks will just come to you. The best ones, however, will involve some personal relation. BIG OFFENSE!!



My husband's top lip is almost non-existant, I was making fun of it one day by sucking in my top lip and trying to talk

"I'm gonna freakin cut it off" said him

"Cut what off?"     said me

Answer 5

The generic response i use is "No speaka eglais"

Answer 6

Yo mommas p***y smells like perogies.