I need to laugh help!!!??*?

Question

something that would make any1 smile

Answer 1

Here's a way that you can laugh:

Common causes for laughter are sensations of joy and humor, however other situations may cause laughter as well.

A general theory that explains laughter is called the relief theory. Sigmund Freud summarized it in his theory that laughter releases tension and "psychic energy". This theory is one of the justifications of the beliefs that laughter is beneficial for one's health.[5] This theory explains why laughter can be as a coping mechanism for when one is upset, angry or sad.

Philosopher John Morreall theorizes that human laughter may have its biological origins as a kind of shared expression of relief at the passing of danger.

For example, this is how this theory works in the case of humour: a joke creates an inconsistency, the sentence appears to be not relevant, and we automatically try to understand what the sentence says, supposes, doesn't say, and implies; if we are successful in solving this 'cognitive riddle', and we find out what is hidden within the sentence, and what is the underlying thought, and we bring foreground what was in the background, and we realize that the surprise wasn't dangerous, we eventually laugh with relief. Otherwise, if the inconsistency is not resolved, there is no laugh, as Mack Sennett pointed out: "when the audience is confused, it doesn't laugh" (this is the one of the basic laws of a comedian, called "exactness"). It is important to note that the inconsistency may be resolved, and there may still be no laugh. Due to the fact that laughter is a social mechanism, we may not feel like we are in danger, however, the physical act of laughing may not take place. In addition, the extent of the inconsistency (timing, rhythm, etc) has to do with the amount of danger we feel, and thus how intense or long we laugh. This explanation is also confirmed by modern neurophysiology (see section Laughter and the Brain

JK. I know that you needed a joke.

Answer 2

The A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a?

little lizzard walks past, looks up and says "Hey koala, what are you doing?"

The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some"

So the little lizzard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizzard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizzard is so stoned and he leans too far over and falls in the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizzard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizzard "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizzard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Fuuuu-k dude..........how much water did you drink?"

I JUST SAW THIS ON A QUESTION

Answer 3

I was sitting at my desk when all of a sudden, a knock at the door scared me half way out of my secretary...

As I opened the door, two 45's stuck me in the chest, then she pulled a gun on me.

I was asked to take her home when we blew a tire, I pumped then she pumped, then we got out and fixed the tire.

I was kissing her goodnight when she crossed her legs and broke my glasses.  

Answer 4

The cloud are white

And the sky is Blue

Monkeys like you

Should be kept in the Zoo

Don't worry cause i'll be there too

Not on the cage but laughing at you!

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If someone hurts you, don't hurt others

Remember: don't do unto others what you don't want others to do unto you

If someone hurts you again. Punch and kick him/her right on the face

Remember: It's better to give than to recieve!

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Son: I hate it! Everything i do was always wrong to you! You don't love me anymore!

Father: Son, that's not true! You're wrong!

Son: Sh*t! You see?! I'm wrong again!