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If Jaysus is Lord ?

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of the Dance, how come the Devil has all the best tunes?

Doesn't Jaysus fileshare?

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  1. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for giving me the best laugh I've had all day.

    I have to admit, your logic is infallible.

    Enjoy the ensuing religious flames!  


  2. He does not have the best tunes.   Never has had.

  3. http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee154...

  4. Jesus is all loving. He is the one who is uploading ALL the best tunes. He is the one with a super fast connection who never leachs. Sing your praises to The Holy Quartet - The Father , The son, The Holy Ghost and Axxo.

    Bill Hicks: They say rock n' roll is the devil's music. Well, let's say that it is; I've got news for you. Let's say that rock n' roll is the devil's music and we know it for a fact to be the absolutely, unequivocally true. Boy, at least he ******* jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it's a choice between eternal h**l and good tunes and eternal heaven and new kids on the ******* block … I'm gonna be surfing on the lake of fire, rocking out … high five at Satan every time I pass the ************* shore.

    Bill Hicks: Remember that a few years ago, you play albums backwards there are satanic messages? Let me tell you something, if you've ever sat around playing your albums backwards, you are Satan.

    Bill Hicks: Because you know if you play New Kids on the Block albums backwards they sound better. "Oh come on, Bill, they're the New Kids, don't pick on them, they're so good and they're so clean cut and they're such a good image for the children." **** that! When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? I want my children to listen to people who ******* ROCKED! I don't care if they died in puddles of their own vomit! I want someone who plays from his ******* HEART!

    Bill Hicks: If you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, then go home and burn all your records, all your tapes, and all your CDs because every one of those artists who have made brilliant music and enhanced your lives? RrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrEAL ******* high on drugs. The Beatles were so ******* high they let Ringo sing a few songs.

    Bill Hicks: I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.


  5. Bejaysus! Oi'm sure to be sure dat's da troot!

  6. are u trying to be funny?...or do u have a disability, either way i think u need to get away from the computer and get some sun, maybe even lose a bit of weight from all the junk food u eat while trolling

  7. Thank God school starts Tuesday...
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