Is your junk hanging out?

Question

I open my mouth, no words come out

Hold pen and paper, words don't write

Read from a book, verses are empty

I guess my muse has up and left me.

Answer 1

Ew.

Answer 2

A trunk without junk

A song with no funk

A stink less the skunk

A thought sans the thunk....thunk??

IT'S contagious....runnnnnnnn

Answer 3

maybe

Answer 4

as a fellow biker i think your wonderfull,also you lot over the pond have better choppers people like billy lane,and the occ lads.

Answer 5

If your muse left you, you 'd not 'v written such beautiful description of a (BLOCK).

Answer 6

Curse those muses...

d**n their offspring ever!

Just because they snooze

it doesn't have to be forever,

cause its giving me the blues!

Answer 7

PP you're a hero.

My laugh machine went to 10, from zero.

My happy is free,

Thanks to pet muse, M.O.M.

and a smiling PP.

Somebody bring the badges out.

This Man's a hero.

Answer 8

Sounds like your muse has just come in the back door.

Answer 9

Quite an illusive one

your muse has become

Now you see her

Now you don't

Yet she sneaks up

when you least espect

Never fear

she's not left you yet.

ma

Answer 10

PP: Do you know why I pulled you over, Ms. Reenie?

R: No, Sir, Officer.

PP: I've pulled you over because we believe your muse has been seen hanging out around the Hilton Milwaukee City Center. The reports are that the muse is dressed in a USMC uniform and is singing and playing the guitar. Does this description fit your muse?

R: My baby!

PP: Yes, ma'am. He serves and protects.

Answer 11

First of all darlin' muses are like nurses, you don't get your own personal one. They also like to play and party ( what you thought it was a 24/7 job).  I find that muses often return after deep sleep as well as a good meal. They do so hate missing out. There are 9 different types of muses, maybe one could be bribed... when's the last time you made homemade ice-cream?

OMG, that was a poem you wrote... hip hip hooray the muse is back.