Joe Frazier vs you?

Question

For $5,000, would you get into the ring with Joe Frazier in his prime for 5 minutes? You can't use any weapons and can't leave the ring for these 5 minutes. What would you do? What would happen? How will it end?

Answer 1

Let me put it this way Joe Frazier son Marvis and I fought in the Penn Golden Gloves Championships he was a heavy weight and I was  LIGHT HEAVE WEIGHT MARVIS ALL MOST KILLED THE HEAVE WEIGHT FROM PITTSBURGH back then I would not have fought Marvis AND I SURE AS h**l WOULD NOT FIGHT HIS DAD THE SAME DAD THAT KNOCKED DOWN Ali the same dad that went to Ali body like he was digging for gold and your asking me to get in there for 5000.00 not on my worst day because I don,t have sense enough to lay down and I never saw Joe Frazier fight anyone that he did not catch with that left hook it would be millions my friend were talking Joe Frazier I can see it now Joe lands that hook I go vertical c**p my trunks and my nuts are on the canvas and I,VE GOT INSTANT BRAIN DAMAGE AND LARRY MERCHANT is laughing THE MONEY NO GOOD WHEN YOU DON,T KNOW WHO THE h**l YOU ARE I PASS

Answer 2

i would run the whole time. i would try to pop one in his face then run. one hit from frazier would knock me into next week.

Answer 3

No way I would step in the ring with Frazier. I'm not about to make ESPN highlight bloopers at the expense of my own health. I would be considered a light heavyweight and I even have some experiece and I wouldn't even fight a middleweight pro, like Marvin Hagler for $5,000.

Answer 4

i would probably sprain an ankle running from him.

Answer 5

haha,i would get in the ring with joe for 3 million garanteed.then i would run around the ring for 5 min.

Answer 6

I fought against a local heavyweight boxer when I was young and I was KO ( I was in the light heavyweight trying to move up). He was just a local fighter, so I won't do it against Joe. I don't even want to do it against him now....

Answer 7

i think joe can be reasoned with ....  for 5 minutes.

a little sweet talking can distract smokin joe, i guess

Answer 8

I would get in the ring he hits me with one punch and I get knocked out

Answer 9

Id roll a blunt in front of him and hope he got the nickname "Smoking" for a different reason.

Answer 10

I would show A LOT of cleavage and gently CARESS him when we clinch in tight!

I would also NIBBLE on him when we got close!

Hopefully that would make him WANT our encounter to last AT LEAST 5 minutes!!!

Answer 11

1 punch from a heavyweight boxer in his prime would kill the average man so there wouldnt be much point in doing it as you would never be able to collect the $5.000.

Answer 12

$5000 was a lot of money in 1971/3,about $85,000 now and Id have fought him,been chinned but a lot richer,Id have taken a beating cos Im a middleweight,but it wouldnt have been for lack of effort!!

Answer 13

no way would i even step into the ring with the joe frazier of TODAY!

Answer 14

No you wouldn't see me in a ring with a boxer. Maybe a wrestler.

Answer 15

I would take him down easy