Joke: 80 yr old man says??

Question

as he's wakingup...."Look Martha, It's hard as a rock"

Wife says.."HURRY, QUICK, get into the bathroom"

Man says..."Why?"

wife says..."So I can wash it while all the wrinkles are out of it!!"

OK< OK...so aint a jewel...

I just woke up......

Answer 1

huh? r u drunk??

Answer 2

Good One*

Have A Star!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

I like it

Good job

Answer 4

hahahaha. Haven&#039;t heard that one before. Thanks for putting a smile on my face, it was a nice ending to a bad day. :-)

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Answer 5

nyahahahahaha XD

:3

Answer 6

*cracks up*  

Answer 7

Uhh i don&#039;t get it

Answer 8

what

that makes no sence....

Answer 9

so goo.. did you make it up?