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INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0

Dear tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

Answer 1

Now I really understand the SOFTware and HARDware today!

Answer 2

very funny. answer my jokes

Answer 3

This is not a question missy,get it edited or you could get a violation---just say "what do you think of this", or something similar, to make it a question.

Answer 4

relationships are now getting technical is it?

maybe installing a newer husband 1.1 should do the trick..

Answer 5

i havent seen this b4 and it was brilliant hubby was not that amused though...star

Answer 6

This is ancient and if I remember correctly - The last caveman remembers this one

Answer 7

Try unplugging him then plug back in. If that doesn't work, repeat a few times.

Answer 8

it was okay but you won't be receiving a star from me!

Answer 9

Miss QB, Thanks..Now my wife is getting ambitious ideas..

We had'nt seen it before so we like it..

Have a star.

Answer 10

brilliant hun,had me pmsl,never heard that one before,its spot on ,hee hee good one.;-)

edit:just seen some of your answers hun,god some people are so rude,its just a joke people.get a sense of humour,so what if you have heard it before no need for the rude answers.

Answer 11

not bad...but really too old!

Answer 12

really good joke, got me laughing properly!

Answer 13

Awesome! hahahah

Since I'm a IT nerd this really appeals to me too lol

Answer 14

Hahaha =]

nice oneeeeee

x  

Answer 15

Nice one. I saw a similar one with a husband complaining about his wife.

Answer 16

haha very good me thinks.

Answer 17

lol - - ok have a starry star thingy

Answer 18

That is excellent...very clever...there must be another 'beginners guide to upgrading from girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0'...I'm sure someone will show it to us...come on lads...

Answer 19

Awsome One   !

Star 4 U    *

;-)