Know any good quotes?

Question

? just good quotes About anything

know any good ones?

Answer 1

you break it you buy it

Answer 2

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Answer 3

Confucius says..."Squirrel that runs up women's dress will not find nuts."

Answer 4

"A black belt covers 2 inches of your a**, you need to cover the rest" lol i love it

Answer 5

"This too shall pass".

I love that quote. It always gets me through hard times.

I want to get it as a tattoo.

Answer 6

piglet: how do you spell love?

winnie the pooh: you don't spell it, you feel it

Answer 7

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"- Tyler Durden

"Madness, as you know, is like gravity... All you really need is a little push" -The Joker

"You wouldnt know crazy if you saw Charle's Manson eating Frootloops off your front porch!" -Suicidal Tendencies

Answer 8

"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us."

-Helen Keller

Answer 9

the best way to create the future is to invent it.

once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.

never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.

Answer 10

life isn't about finding yourself

it's about creating yourself

Answer 11

'Tis better to light a candle than to curse the darkness.

A harsh word never lightened a heavy burden.

Although the moon is closer to the Earth, the Sun is still farther away.

Today is the tomorrow you were looking forward to yesterday.

The pessimist wakes up and says "Good God....morning." The optimist wakes up and says "Good morning, God."

Evian is 'naive' spelled backwards.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Death is Nature's way of getting us to slow down.

Any male can create a baby, but it takes a man to be a father.

Invention is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. (Edison)

"The light at the end of the tunnel" is sometimes a train headed right at you.

"The point of war is not to die for your country...the point is to get the other guy to die for his." (General George Patton)

When you are hungry, count to 10 before you open your mouth; when angry, count to 20.

Living well is the best revenge.

A day without wine is like a day without sunshine.

Eat bread and salt and speak the truth. (Russian proverb)

Life is ironic: we park on driveways and drive on parkways.

There is no " i " in 'team.'

Winners never quit and quitters never win.

Answer 12

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Answer 13

"It's okay to talk to yourself as long as you don't talk back"

Answer 14

The most important things are the hardest to say, becuase words diminsh them. - Stephen King

There are two days of the week about which I never worry...

Yesterday and Tommorrow.  -Robert Jones Burdette

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.  - Beverly Sills

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second rate version of someone else. - Judy Garland

You can not teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo

If it is a good idea... go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize later than it is to get permission. - Grace Murray Hopper

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes offf the goal.  - Henry Ford  

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Franklin D Roosevelt

As on goes through life one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move - Katherine Hepburn

Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. - Robert Neville

Success isn't the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.  - Arnold H. Glasgow

What would you attempt to do if you knew you would fail? - Robert Frost

If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don't have integrity, nothing else matters. - Alan Simpson

Answer 15

"The cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker. "

"Go to Heaven for the climate, h**l for the company." (Mark Twain)

"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three persons, two of them absent."

"Standards are to Microsoft what garlic is to vampires. " haha

"If Windows is the answer, it must have been a stupid question."

"I love vegetarians - some of my favorite foods are vegetarians. "

Answer 16

Moments of guilt, moments of contrition, moments when we are lacking in self-estem, moments when we are bearing the trial of displeasing to ourselves, are essentail to our growth.

Answer 17

Revenge is a dish best eaten cold

- Spanish Proverb

Live the Life you Want

Want the Life you live

-Bob Marley