Little Johnny Joke For You!?

Question

The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."

Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."

The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."

Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.

The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"

Johnny says " I have a question."

OK lets hear it, says the teacher.

Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just **** my pants!!!"

Answer 1

HAHAHA HAHAHA!!

Answer 2

Ewwww

Answer 3

eww im eating lol

but funny

Answer 4

Yes nice one !

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are

going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a *******".  

Answer 5

HAHAHA!!!! NICE!!!! Good One!

Answer 6

HAHAHAHAHA

Answer 7

lmao  

Answer 8

haha thats awesome

Answer 9

LoL!!!

Answer 10

LOL     YUUUUCK!