with a lion
''pint for me, and a gentleman for the lion''
barman pours pint, and hurls scrote over te bar
man blows froth of pint, lion dismbowls scroe and crunches ones
''same again''
this procsess is repeated a couple of more times
''sorry'' says landlord''im
out of scroats, dont get many lions in here''
''well what have you got says the man''
''got some pygmy's''
'' oh,no, start him on shorts and i'll never get him home''
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