More Gary Glitter Jokes..?

Question

What was Gary Glitter doing in C&A?

He heard boys pant were half off!

How do you save Gary Glitter from drowning?

Throw him a boy.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and whiskey?

Nothing, they both come in small tots.

What is the difference between Gary Glitter and a greyhound?

Greyhounds wait for the hares.

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and acne?

Acne waits till you're 13 before it comes on your face.

I hear Gary Glitter is going to be the next Dr Who...

... apparently he will have two assistants, K9 and Stacey, eleven.

Why wouldnt they let Gary Glitter manage the England squad?

Because he wanted to put Seaman in

Answer 1

Gross!

Answer 2

rolf

here is another

"What's the difference between the McCanns and gary glitter?

gary glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with."

"Don't you find it strange that in the 1970s, 10 year old girls had posters of gary glitter all over their bedroom walls.

Now in the 21st century it's the other way round......"

Answer 3

Lol, brilliant!!!

Answer 4

lol

Answer 5

sick but funny

Answer 6

i do sometimes wonder if he takes it up the 'gary'

Answer 7

wonderful

Answer 8

I think the joke police should arrest you..they are terrible..lol

Answer 9

really bad!