Nick names? code names?

Question

whats some really cool nick names? the name doesnt matter. it just has to be super cool and funny.

and some really funny and cool code names?

this is just for kicks.

Answer 1

well I call my son butters because when he was a child like 13 months i had butter sitting out on the table and he got a hold of it, butter all over him. head to toe. it was so funny i have pictures and to this day when i call him butter he just laughs saying mom i didn't know.