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Sooo, rumor has it that my Rowdy one, likes to lay blame on anyone other than himself when misfortune arises, my family, the wise guys(and girl) that they are, were making jokes about it.

(It's all good, they have been sufficiently tortured for their transgressions, jk)

But I do like to think I have a sense of humor, and they had me laughing so hard, they were taking turns making up what Kyle's next excuse is going to be, which excuse is your favorite?

Excuse 1- "Those chicks thought I was Kasey Kahne and started chasing me all over the place, I got loose and instead of them getting out of my way, came down on me."

Excuse 2- "All this Boo-ing made the track tremble, and it caused my car to vibrate into the wall"

Excuse 3-"It was the Afflack duck in Edwards car, that's not the kind of bird I'm used to recieving, threw my game off, that bird wants to mess with the bull, it's gonna get the horns, I'll take out as much waterfowl as I need to to win"

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  1. Excuse #3. LOL!


  2. LOL! They are all funny. Yours and the ones that #18 #1 fan came up with.  But the  "waterfowl" made me laugh out loud.

  3. OMG, those were great, I love excuse #3..LOL these were great. The other 2 people over here tonight liked #2..

    Go Dale Jr & Hms

  4. Excuse #3! I'm pretty sure Busch would be getting the bird all the time if the drivers wouldn't get fined for it!!

  5. Ahhhhhh my brakes don't work !!!!!!!!!!!

    I have a tear in my beer  ...............ahhh haaaaa loved that show from ROWDY ...

  6. Oh yeah I am sorry for the win.... Toyota

  7. can i add:

    Excuse 4: "since the fans like it so much, i was practicing my bow and when my head hit the steering wheel, i hit the wall. that'll teach me to think about the fans..."

    or

    Excuse 5: "i forgot to take off my huge gold sunglasses BEFORE i put my helmet on, and i couldn't pull them out the front.  couldn't see a thing..."

  8. Excuse 3 by far

  9. Excuse 2- "All this Boo-ing made the track tremble, and it caused my car to vibrate into the wall"

    Excuse 3-"It was the Afflack duck in Edwards car, that's not the kind of bird I'm used to recieving, threw my game off, that bird wants to mess with the bull, it's gonna get the horns, I'll take out as much waterfowl as I need to to win"...LMAO!!!!

  10. ha ha take out as much waterfowl as i need to to win, that's so funny!!!!! that's my favorite

  11. My brother was accusing me on the radio of trying to see his wife naked and got me so upset I just ran over him !

  12. LMAO, what a way to start the morning. Number 3 is my favorite. AAAAAAAAAAFFFFLLLLLLCCCCC!!!!!

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