Pavilion tickets...?

Question

Ok, so I'm going to a concert at a pavilion center, Nissan Pavilion. It's livenation owned and all... so what kind of tickets do I need to get into the crowd in front of the stage?

Answer 1

Stand outside the pavilion and look for the closest person with a pedo-smile.  Approach them and say you'd do ANYTHING for a front row ticket.  Before they can respond, crack their head open with a 2X4 and steal their wallet.  

Run to the closest shopping center and buy the most expensive equipment possible with his/her credit cards (PS3's, Blue Ray players, home theaters ect).  Sell the stolen merchandise for ridiculously low prices online and volia you can now afford front row seats.  

Answer 2

Fists make the best tickets. If someone doubts  where you're standing, reach into your pocket like you're going to get out your ticket, then punch them in the throat. As they collapse and gasp vainly for air, walk away.