THE NEW FRIEND, A B*TCH.
For 2 solid years I've probably met the best friend I could ever have. Her name was *S. We had so much in common it was ridiculous. It was like I've found my 'friend soul mate'. And I thought nothing could set us apart. Those 2 years have changed my life, but of course the unfortunate happens. Out of all the 'friend-fights' we've ever had, we had our last big messy fight. And that ended our friendship. After a few weeks we've apologized to one another, but things weren't going to be the same again.
That was just a bit of background info. Now here's the real deal.
Along comes *A, *S's new buddy. She knew *S just had a massive feud with me and she seems pretty pleased about it. Even while *S and I were still friends, *A had always detested me, so whatever happened between me and *S was a heaven-sent miracle to her.
*A and I have one class together. She would sit next to me and behave in her usual annoying way. But her 'annoying way' has improved dramatically ever since me and *S have went our separate ways.
Here's our convo today:
*A: Guess what?
Me: What now?
*A: *S and I are going to Tasmania to visit her family & she couldn't think of anyone to go with but me.
Me: Should be fun.
*A: The date's on September 11... the day before your birthday!
Me: Really? Isn't that when the bombing happened?
*A: [Giggles]
And for the rest of the class she taped my scissors together & kept poking me with it.
Absolutely immature. This girl cannot survive in life. She's got an IQ of 2.
Yes, I admit I'm a little jealous of *A, & although it's very tempting to be mean I've already learned that you can't gain anything from it.
Could you suggest anything I could do or say to *A to retaliate?
Something as sneaky as peeing in the pickle jar?
NB: I know her weakness. It's this guy named *B. *B is what you call a 'playboy'. *A has 0% chance of getting him.
Thanks folks!
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