Permission slips for partners?

Question

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: __________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Time of return:

Date:

Time of departure:

NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pi**ed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed (units):

Beer__ Wine__ Liquor__ Total:

Answer 1

Excuse me, but what does this have to do with travel in South Africa?

Answer 2

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Answer 3

You've got trust issues

Answer 4

I think it will be easier to just stay at home  (^_^)

But I'll save it any way ....just in case

Answer 5

Heck, man. My husband does not like to read the fine print!  He´s ok with me saying I am going somewhere. Sometimes he also wants to come along.

Answer 6

Nice one. I love your sense of humour! Will make hubby fill it out just for the fun of it.

Answer 7

This is an old trick.

We did this way back when I first got married, to both partners.

I never trusted it though, and ours was not as elaborate, it simply said

"I ....................(Name) do swear to go out with the boys and to "read the menu", but to eat at home....

Answer 8

What is that suppose to mean?

Answer 9

haha

Answer 10

hahaha this is hilarious!!! it must be a joke right!?! i should hope so.

Answer 11

trust issues?