Poll: Would you rather be .... ???

Question

poked, probed and prodded with a PP (paranoid pickle) or

stabbed with a SS (saucy sausage) or manhandled by Guido and Dashing Geek?

*cannot decide*

*cries*

Answer 1

I would rather be on my porch, off to there!

Answer 2

I think I will go with the manhandling..that sounds kind of fun right about now.  

Answer 3

ill take guido and dashing geek

Answer 4

I want PP. >3>'

Answer 5

I gues stabbed with a SS cuz I can't hurt THAT bad!!! LOL

Answer 6

stabbed with a ss and manhandled by guido

Answer 7

i think that i am not being pacific enough. at least that is what i was told so i will be that way now. being manhandled is the only way to go. i don't like to be used as a pickle probing specimen

Answer 8

I want the SS.  Gimme the SS!

Answer 9

Guido AND Dashing Geek?  Wow, if you threw Kevin in there, it would be a geekfest free-for-all.

Excuse me, I must change my underwear now.  Thanks.

Answer 10

OK, here's what I want....

I want to be poked, probed, pleasured and prodded by a paranoid pickle, coddled and corked by a conspiracy carrot, diddled and doinked by a dashing geek, groped and gyrated on by Guido.

Yeah, you might as well toss in the sausage stabbing whilst you're at it!

Answer 11

*Cries at the beauty of Celeste's answer*

I'd like to poke, probe, and prod Guido and Dashing Geek with a paranoid pickle whilst they stab me with saucy sausages.

This must be done whilst in a pit of brownie batter.

Answer 12

I want the PP and SS whilst I manhandle Guido and Geek. How can you make a sandwich without a pickle and sausage.

Answer 13

Manhandled

Answer 14

Manhandled sounds kinda fun

~Shae

Answer 15

Guido and Geek at the same time, or separately?  

Answer 16

Please, pretty please pick pleasurable paranoid pickle probing, poking, & prodding.